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Bravo is apparently creating a TV show based on the deliciously wicked 1988 Michael Lehmann film Heathers penned by Daniel Waters starring Winona Ryder in the best role of her career. Why, why, why, why, why?
Here’s what The Hollywood Reporter says the plot will be:
In the updated take, Heathers picks up 20 years later, with Veronica (Ryder’s character) returning home to Sherwood with her teenage daughter, who must contend with the next generation of mean girls: the Ashleys: the daughters of the surviving Heathers.
What a joke. No surprise that Bravo are the cretins responsible for this. Hey, Bravo, stick to what you know best – peppering stupid America with eye and ear murder in the form of those dipshit Real Housewives of… shows.