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I truly wonder what everyone saw in this film – basically it’s a replay of Jamie Kennedy’s speech from Scream (can’t believe I just invoked Jamie Kennedy) with some razzle dazzle about placating the Lords of Old who will destroy the planet without ritual sacrifice (which happens to mimic the death plan in every horror film made since 1965) while cramming every monster/nightmare/scary reference into the movie = why reference the Evil Dead movies so much when you can just watch them instead?

The Cabin in the Woods

A trap door just happened to fly open? Yes, let’s go down into the basement! (evil overlords laughing offscreen)

Here’s the trailer: